Surprise! NASA just changed your star sign

Astrology devotees might need to sit down for this, but we're sorry to break it to you that, according to the folks at NASA, it turns out you've been reading your horoscope wrong this whole time. 

Thanks to shifts in the earth's axis, the placement of the stars has changed quite a bit in the 2000-something year since the zociad was invented. This means, that the stars, moon, planets, energies, etc, you think you were born under and so deeply associate yourself with, are all a lie. It's even worse for the Sagittarians born between November 29 and December 17, you have to now get your head around the fact you aren't a free-spirited archer, but actually a serpent-wrangling bro called Ophiuchus, a brand new 13^th sign that was just added. SURPRISE!

Actually though, Ophiuchus isn't all that new - it was part of the original zodiac line-up, and to many astrologers, always has been, but it was omitted by the ancients just to make things equal and easy. Apparently, those "truly" born under the sign are spirited, magnetic, impulsive, clever, flamboyant, and at times jealous, power-hungry, and temperamental. I guess that makes sense, these traits are a clear mix of both Scorpio and Sagittarius, so it's not all that bad. Unless, of course, you're a Leo who was a Cancer all along... 

ANWYAY, presenting your ~real~ sign below. Don't shoot the messenger, apprently mercury is in retorograde at the moment. Whatver that means these days...

Capricorn: Jan 20 - Feb 16

Aquarius: Feb 16 - March 11

Pisces: March 11 - April 18

Aries: April 18 - May 13

Taurus: May 13 - June 21

Gemini: June 21 - July 20

Cancer: July 20 - Aug 10

Leo: Aug 10 - Sept 16

Virgo: Sept 16 - Oct 30

Libra: Oct 30 - Nov 23

Scorpio: Nov 23 - Nov 29

Ophiuchus: Nov 29 - Dec 17

Sagittarius: Dec 17 - Jan 20